Brainfrizz
Wakulla Price, Jimmy’s former Nanotech‑Biochem lab partner, departs for a distant compound after her father is recruited, leaving Jimmy despondent for a week. Crake, a top student at HelthWyzer High, steps into Jimmy’s lab seat and quickly proves his brilliance, helping Jimmy complete their single‑molecular‑layer splicing project (the “purple nematode”) ahead of schedule. After school, Jimmy and Crake spend lunches together and meet twice weekly for extracurricular hang‑outs. Their activities evolve from a failed tennis partnership to debates over “real‑set” chess, long sessions of computer chess, three‑dimensional games, and the historical battle simulation Barbarian Stomp, where they devise obscure match‑ups such as Petchenegs versus Byzantium. Crake introduces Jimmy to the dark board game Blood and Roses, in which players trade human atrocities (Blood) for cultural achievements (Roses). Jimmy becomes uneasy with the game’s emphasis on bloodshed; Crake explains the winner inherits a wasteland, a “pointless” outcome. Both boys abandon Blood and Roses for Extinctathon, a web‑based bio‑game monitored by MaddAddam. They adopt codenames—Jimmy becomes “Thickney,” Crake keeps “Crake”—and compete to identify recently extinct species, narrowing from phylum to species and naming extinction causes; speed and encyclopedic knowledge are rewarded, marked by a Coelacanth icon. Their after‑school routine includes voyeuristic browsing of disturbing sites: live‑streamed open‑heart surgeries, execution footage (hedsoff.com, shortcircuit.com, deathrowlive.com), animal‑snuff videos, assisted‑suicide broadcasts (nitee‑nite.com), and pornographic streams. Crake finds the gore amusing, while Jimmy is repulsed, especially by female executions and melancholic organ‑music‑backed suicides. They also watch “At Home With Anna K.”, an installation artist’s live‑stream of mundane activities that becomes Jimmy’s first exposure to Shakespeare via Anna K.’s readings of Macbeth. Snowman, the narrator, interjects a litany of human cultural works (Divine Comedy, Mozart, Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Penicillin, etc.) and a disembodied voice reciting historic catastrophes (sack of Troy, Crusades, Holocaust, etc.), reflecting on the “Blood” side of Blood and Roses and noting how easy it is to remember atrocities. To access age‑restricted porn sites, Crake engineers a “lily‑pad labyrinth” that hops through unsecured commercial sites, using a private password borrowed from his Uncle Pete (a senior HelthWyzer manager). He also mixes Uncle Pete’s high‑grade Vancouver skunk‑weed with cheap carpet‑sweeping weed to roll joints while watching the graphic streams. Crake remains emotionally detached, treating the spectacles as entertainment; Jimmy feels dizzy, alienated, and questions reality (“What is reality?”) while Crake dismisses it with “Bogus!” Their parents and household staff (Ramona) remain oblivious, with Ramona misreading Jimmy’s mumble as assent to “Getting enough to eat?”