Sveltana

Chapter 252,430 wordsCompleted

Snowman opens his eyes to a throbbing hangover after a night of heavy drinking. He watches sunrise clouds and gulls heading to a salt‑marsh “minnow city,” feeling envy and contempt for the birds. He recalls a school field‑trip teacher named Sally. He climbs down from his tree perch, performs his routine of emptying his baseball cap, spraying a butterfly, urinating on grasshoppers, and opening his cement‑block cache. He drinks stale beer (“hair of the dog”), pours the rest over his head, and waits for his nausea to subside. Hungry, he finds only an ant‑covered mango bag and a can of Sveltana No‑Meat Cocktail Sausages, which he eats despite describing them as “babies’ turds.” He reflects on his starvation, the need for protein, starches, and the risk of scurvy, visualizing his heart shrinking to walnut size. Disembodied voices – a seductive waitress‑like whisper and a didactic survival‑manual narrator – argue about nutrition, hunting birds, trapping pigoons, and eating worms. He considers various risky options (slingshot at birds, stealing eggs, hunting rats, trapping a pigoon) and finally decides to trek to the long‑abandoned RejoovenEsense (Paradise) Compound where Crake’s bubble‑dome may still hold an arsenal, including a spray‑gun, and supplies such as canned goods, booze, and Spam. He prepares gear: re‑ties his sheet blanket, knots a chocolate energy bar, grabs a straight stick, and takes one water bottle. He resolves to inform the Children of Crake—who bring him fish each week along the “Snowman Fish Path”—so they won’t search for him. He whistles to announce his approach, then heads toward the path, aware the journey will be longer than any before and may require an overnight stay. The chapter ends with Snowman’s determination to set out on the expedition.