Chapter 7
Mrs Sisyphus narrates the scene of her husband Sisyphus endlessly pushing a gigantic stone—“nearer the size of a kirk”—up a hill. She recalls that at first the task only irked her, but now it inflames both of them. She muses about harming him with a dirk, mocks his talk of “perks” and complains he has no time for simple pleasures like opening a cork or a walk in the park. She labels him a dork and notes crowds that come to watch, mistaking the punishment for a quirky spectacle. She dismisses the spectacle as “bollocks”, pointing out the stone rolls back as soon as it reaches the top. Sisyphus repeatedly chants “Mustn’t shirk – keen as a hawk, lean as a shark”. Meanwhile, Mrs Sisyphus lies alone in darkness, comparing herself to Noah’s wife during the Ark’s construction and to “Frau Johann Sebastian Bach”, her voice reduced to a squawk and her smile to a twisted smirk, while Sisyphus continues to give “one hundred per cent and more” to his labor.