Wolvogs

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At the entrance of Watson‑Crick Institute stands a bronze spoat/gider statue, the institute’s mascot. Inside, smooth pathways, electric golf carts, and “rockulators” (lightweight, water‑absorbing fake rocks) line the grounds. Crake boasts his opulent suite—wood accents, push‑button venetians, reliable AC, a staffed kitchen, and functional laundry—while Jimmy envies his crumbling dorm at Martha Graham. Crake leads Jimmy through a series of student projects: Botanical Transgenics display vivid, drought‑resistant hybrids; a smart wallpaper embedded with kirilian‑energy algae that misreads emotions; algae‑infused towels that swell and crawl when wet; and “ChickieNobs,” headless chicken‑breast growth units that grow in two weeks without feeling pain. Their banter drifts to cosmetic surgery analogies and a physicist’s T‑shirt about the eleventh dimension, which Jimmy misconstrues. The tour ends at a courtyard of cages containing wolvogs—genetically engineered canids that mimic dogs but possess a pit‑bull component and a hand‑grabbing reflex, designed as CorpSeCorps security assets for moats. Jimmy longs for a real pet; Crake explains the wolvogs keep “them in” rather than “keep us out,” quoting “Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.” Crake declares he does not believe in God or in Nature (capitalized). The chapter underscores the contrast between luxury and survival, Jimmy’s ethical revulsion, and Crake’s detached, nihilistic worldview.