Applied Rhetoric

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Post‑vacation split: Crake departs for Watson‑Crick; Jimmy (now Snowman) boards the bullet‑train to the Martha Graham Academy, exchanging a brief handshake and promise to keep in touch. Arrival: The academy sits on the edge of a rundown “pleeblands” of vacant warehouses, burnt‑out tenements, and makeshift squatters’ huts beyond a cracked razor‑wire fence. Youths on the platform raise middle fingers; security is lax, walls graffitied and climbable. Inside, concrete‑cast buildings leak, lawns swing between mud and baked crust, and the only recreation is a sardine‑smelling pool. Facilities are crumbling: air‑conditioning frequently fails, brownouts are common, cafeteria food is bland and compared to “rakunk shit,” and cockroaches dominate bedrooms.

Institutional decay: Founded by dead liberal philanthropists of Old New York as an Arts‑and‑Humanities college, Martha Graham now clings to a fading legacy of performing arts, filmmaking, and video arts. Student productions have dwindled to low‑budget sing‑alongs, tomato‑bombardments, and wet‑t‑shirt contests. Traditional disciplines are treated as “studying Latin”—pleasant but irrelevant. Curriculum shift: The academy has replaced its core arts focus with “Problematics” (nicknamed “Spin and Grin”), a utilitarian track offering Applied Logic, Applied Rhetoric, Medical Ethics, Applied Semantics, Relativistics, Comparative Cultural Psychology, and similar courses. The degree promises “window‑dressing” jobs in advertising or low‑end corporate work rather than artistic fulfillment. Jimmy jokes his future looks like a long, needlessly complex sentence, not a prison sentence.

Dorm life and Bernice: Jimmy shares a cramped dorm suite—two rooms flanking a silver‑fish‑infested bathroom—with Bernice, a fundamentalist vegan who detests chemicals. She burns his leather sandals, then his jockey shorts, then his underwear, claiming they masquerade as leather and deserve punishment. After complaints to the apathetic Student Services (run by burnt‑out former TV actors), Jimmy is moved to a single room, gaining privacy for his social life.

Social/romantic entanglements: Jimmy discovers his melancholy attracts “semi‑artistic, wise‑wounded” women who treat him as a creative project—bandaging his brokenness while he initially bandages theirs. Over time the dynamic reverses; the women become his caretakers and view him as an “emotional landfill” whose gloom fuels their sense of purpose. He oscillates between genuine affection and a defensive belief that he is a “lost cause” and “emotionally dyslexic,” refusing to abandon his self‑crafted “crepuscular” allure. When women eventually leave, he feels both relief (from being dumped) and sorrow (for lost connection), rationalizing his love as a “poison pill” meant to protect them from his ruin. Some women see through his self‑pity; others remain temporarily drawn to his melancholy.

Mythic mother and Oryx: In moments of introspection, Jimmy imagines his mother as a mythic, winged figure wielding justice, recalling how she stole his pet rakunk Killer. He reflects that Oryx never impressed by this mythic mother and offers no emotional reciprocity, deepening his sense of unfulfilled longing.

Overall tone: The chapter portrays Jimmy’s (Snowman’s) transition from hopeful graduate to disillusioned survivor caught between a decaying cultural institution, a pragmatic but bleak career path, and hollow cycles of romantic dependency. Physical decay of Martha Graham’s infrastructure mirrors the moral and emotional decay of Jimmy’s interpersonal world, setting the stage for his later wanderings as Snowman.