Asperger’s U.

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Jimmy keeps up with Crake through sarcastic e‑mails while he attends the Martha Graham college. He vents about his professors, the recycled‑food diet, and makes thinly veiled boasts about his sex life, using these details to feel superior to Crake, who dismisses love and sex as hormonally‑driven delusions and shows little interest in women except for a few obsessive fans. Crake describes his new environment at the Watson‑Crick Institute – a “treasure‑trove of bio‑research gizmos” populated by highly intelligent but socially‑awkward “demi‑autistic” students, which he derides as better than the “pleebland” of HelthWyzer, populated by neurotypicals (NTs).

Jimmy adopts an intellectual persona: he writes original term papers (e.g., “Self‑Help Books of the Twentieth Century: Exploiting Hope and Fear”), invents fake book titles, and hoards archaic words (wheelwright, lodestone, saturnine, adamant) as if rescuing abandoned children. He refuses to buy essays despite easy plagiarism, earning high grades and a small campus following, eventually turning one paper into his senior dissertation and receiving an A.

He travels to Watson‑Crick on a three‑hour bullet‑train, observing the decayed “pleeblands” outside the compounds – cramped houses, factories, garbage piles, malls with cars, trailer parks – and imagines the danger and freedom of that world compared with the insulated life inside the compounds.

At the institute, CorpSeCorps men subject him to rigorous security: iris scan, weight‑lifting interrogators, neural‑impulse monitoring, and probing questions about his missing mother, recent contacts, and the Happicuppa demonstration. Jimmy answers truthfully but cautiously, aware that any slip could send him back to Martha Graham. He tells the guards he is visiting an old friend from HelthWyzer High for Thanksgiving, provides Crake’s visitor‑authorization number, and after skeptical pauses the guards finally allow him through.

Crake appears in dark, nondescript clothing, thinner, older, and sharper, greeting Jimmy with the nickname “cork‑nut.” The reunion floods Jimmy with nostalgia and an almost painful hunger, bringing him close to tears as he confronts the changed reality of his once‑close friend.