SoYummie

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HelthWyzer High holds its graduation in early February under marquees, flowered hats, panamas, fruit‑flavoured punch, Happicuppa coffee and SoYummie soy‑ice‑cream. Crake graduates at the top of his class; during the post‑ceremony “Student Auction” EduCompounds bid fiercely for him and he is secured by the Watson‑Crick Institute, guaranteeing a privileged future. Jimmy graduates with average verbal scores but weak mathematics. His math marks improve only because Crake tutors him on weekends, admitting he does so “because I’m a sadist, I like to watch you suffer.” Jimmy accepts the help to avoid his father’s criticism and because his peers are genetically enhanced.

After a chaotic bidding process involving spilled coffee and dropped transcripts, Jimmy’s “mediocre” record lands him at the Martha Graham Academy rather than a premier EduCompound. He suspects his father may have leveraged a personal connection—the academy president, an old summer‑camp acquaintance with alleged misconduct—to secure this placement.

Family dynamics unfold at a garden party following the graduation. Jimmy’s father, the genographer of the pigoon project, congratulates him with an “arm punch” while wearing a tie patterned with winged pigs. Ramona, a lab technician who has become Jimmy’s step‑mother, arrives in a revealing “whore’s lampshade” outfit with pink frills and push‑up‑bra tops, kisses Jimmy, and leaves a cerise‑lipstick smooch on his cheek. The narrative notes her aging signs, collagen injections, and upcoming NooSkins “BeauToxique” anti‑wrinkle treatment.

Jimmy’s biological mother, Sharon, is absent, having divorced his father for “desertion.” She is described as pursuing “cutting‑edge adventures” far away; the last postcard she sent featured a Komodo dragon and a Malaysian stamp, prompting a CorpSeCorps visit. Jimmy reflects that he no longer wants to be a son or a father, yearning instead for solitary self‑sufficiency.

Later, Jimmy becomes drunk at his own wedding, is brought back to his room by Crake, and is urged to “sleep it off.” He internally repeats “who cares, who cares,” reinforcing his disengagement from family expectations.

The chapter concludes with the death of Crake’s mother a month before graduation. Officially it is an accident, but hints of sabotage arise. She succumbs to a transgenic Staphylococcus that has acquired a slime‑mould gene, forming a lethal “hot bioform” that eats through tissue. Because the lab uses robotic arms, Crake cannot enter the isolation unit and watches his mother’s deterioration through a window; a technical failure prevents audio transmission of her last words, leaving only visual lip movement. Crake’s detached commentary (“Froth was coming out,” “Ever put salt on a slug?”) underscores his emotional distance.