Vulturizing

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Jimmy (now Snowman) finally receives his shoddy Problematics degree from the Martha Graham Academy and discovers the job market is a corrupt loop of grease‑stained résumés returned unread. He lands a summer library job tasked with flagging books for destruction, but quits halfway because he cannot bear to discard anything, foreshadowing his later obsession with preservation. He moves in with his girlfriend, a conceptual artist who goes by Amanda Payne but was born Barb Jones. Barb’s backstory is a “yard‑sale” of trauma: an abusive, drug‑ridden Texas family that forced her to reinvent herself. Jimmy is attracted to the idea of repairing her like a broken object.

Barb lives in a rundown Module condo with two other pleebland artists (both men). The trio claim authenticity from their hard‑knock backgrounds and look down on privileged Compound children such as Jimmy. Their anti‑consumer ethos turns hostile when Jimmy brings home a fast‑food ChickieNobs bucket; the two men shun him, and their conversations devolve into bleak deterministic philosophy: agriculture started humanity’s decline, over‑abundance leads to gigantism then extinction, and the ultimate future is a network of subterranean tubes where naked people crawl, feed through nipple‑shaped appendages, and are culled by an automated lottery. Jimmy questions practicalities (e.g., sex), prompting a dirty but complicit look from Amanda.

Amanda’s artistic project, Vulture Sculptures, involves arranging large dead animal parts into four‑letter words, then photographing vultures tearing them apart from a helicopter. She has completed PAIN, WHOM, and GUTS; funding comes from a corrupt patron of heart‑part farms and from the Corpsmen, who tightly control low‑altitude airspace. She explains that each letter carries a “vibe” (positive or negative charge) and that “vulturizing” brings words to life before they die. After a period of creative block, she announces the next word: LOVE.

Desperate for income, Jimmy interviews at AnooYoo, a minor Compound perched on the edge of a dilapidated pleebland. The interviewers—a woman and a man—are unimpressive, having been rejected by many candidates. They are impressed by Jimmy’s senior dissertation on 20th‑century self‑help books. AnooYoo’s core business sells “improvement items” (DVDs, CD‑ROMs, websites, equipment, and alternative medicines) promising personal perfection. The interview dialogue is a litany of buzzwords: perfection, steps, encouragement, positive attitude, art of the possible. Jimmy is hired despite low pay because his insight is valued.

When Jimmy tells Amanda the news, she reacts coldly, describing AnooYoo as a cesspool that preys on the anxieties and gullibility of the vulnerable. She recounts a friend who enrolled in a ten‑month AnooYoo program promising cures for depression, wrinkles, and insomnia, only to jump from a ten‑storey window after the regimen failed. Jimmy jokes about becoming a kept man or remaining unemployed; Amanda’s silence deepens, but she eventually shares her breakthrough word LOVE for the Vulture Sculptures.