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CHAPTER 12 - Black Magic and Its Exposure

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The Variety Theatre opens its intermission with a comic cycling act involving a tiny man in a hole‑filled yellow bowler, a plump blonde on a single‑wheel pole, and an eerie eight‑year‑old on a tiny two‑wheeler. The act ends with a spectacular stop at the orchestra pit, earning applause. In the backstage office, financial director Grigory Danilovich Rimsky sits alone, troubled by the mysterious disappearance of Varenukha and by the sudden failure of all telephones. At the same moment a messenger announces the arrival of a foreign artiste. The door opens to reveal the magician Monsieur Woland, dressed in a long tailcoat and black half‑mask, accompanied by his long‑checkered assistant (later identified as Koroviev) and a giant black cat (Behemoth) who walks upright. The assistant immediately produces Rimsky’s gold watch from the cat’s ear, shocking the director, while Behemoth performs a flawless trick of drinking water from a carafe with its paw.

The master of ceremonies, Georges Bengalsky, introduces Woland and his seance, claiming it will prove there are no miracles. Woland summons an armchair onto the stage and begins a dialogue with Koroviev about Moscow’s outward changes. After a brief banter, Woland orders a simple trick. Koroviev snaps his fingers, produces a deck of cards that the cat swallows card‑by‑card, then throws the deck into the audience. The audience discovers the cards in a patron’s wallet and is offered them as souvenirs. Suddenly, a rain of genuine banknotes falls from the ceiling, filling the theatre with money. The crowd frenzy is halted when Koroviev blows the rain away.

Bengalsky attempts to denounce the spectacle as “mass hypnosis,” but his speech is drowned out. In a sudden escalation, Koroviev commands Behemoth to attack. The cat lunges at Bengalsky, mauls his neck, and tears off his head, causing a roar of horror. The head is presented to the audience; after a brief dialogue, the cat gently reattaches it, erasing all blood and damage. The bewildered Bengalsky is escorted offstage, collapsing and demanding his head back. He is taken away in a medical emergency.

With the master of ceremonies gone, Woland vanishes with his armchair, unnoticed by the audience. Koroviev then transforms the stage into a lavish Parisian ladies’ shop: mirrors, carpets, and endless displays of dresses, shoes, handbags, and perfumes appear. A red‑haired girl in a black evening dress sings the names of French fashion houses. The audience, now in a consumer frenzy, tries on shoes and dresses, while Behemoth serves as a doorman and assists with fittings. A brunette patron finally models a new dress onstage, prompting cheers.

Amid the commercial chaos, a baritone voice from box 2—identified as Arkady Apollonovich Sempleyarov, chairman of the Acoustics Commission—demands that Woland expose the technique of his tricks, especially the money‑rain, and that Bengalsky return to the stage. Sempleyarov’s wife and his young relative (a debutante from Saratov) sit with him. When Sempleyarov asks about his whereabouts the previous night, the young relative bursts into cruel laughter and strikes Sempleyarov on the head with a violet umbrella, twice, while his wife protests. Police are called, but the cat intervenes, declaring the seance over and prompting the orchestra to play a bizarre march. The theatre descends into pandemonium: patrons storm the stage, the cat and Koroviev vanish along with Woland’s armchair, and the scene ends in a complete collapse of order.

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Two Moscow literary figures, editor Mikhail Alexandrovich Berlioz and poet Ivan Nikolaevich Ponyrev (Homeless), meet at the deserted Patriarch’s Ponds, experience a brief supernatural vision, and argue over an anti‑religious poem about Jesus. A tall, impeccably dressed foreign stranger—later identified as a professor, historian and specialist in black magic—joins them, debates atheism, predicts a bizarre death for Berlioz, and offers a consulting invitation to Moscow, hinting that Jesus did exist. Pontius Pilate conducts the Jerusalem trial of Yeshua Ha‑Nozri, interrogates him about inciting rebellion, learns of his background with Matthew Levi, and hears his radical teachings. Pilate confirms the death sentence for the four criminals—Yeshua, Dysmas, Gestas, Bar‑Rabban—but, after a tense discussion with High‑Priest Joseph Kaifa, orders that Bar‑Rabban be released and the other three be taken to Bald Mountain for execution. He oversees the public announcement on the city platform, the crowd’s reaction, and the dispatch of the condemned men to the execution site. Professor W. asserts he was present on Pontius Pilate’s balcony and in the garden during the Yeshua trial, revealing his unstable condition; a bizarre citizen in checkered trousers appears at the Bronnaya/Yermolaevsky Lane exit; Berlioz rushes to a telephone, is struck by a tram and decapitated, ending his storyline. Ivan Nikolaevich Ponyrev, paralyzed after Berlioz’s death, hears a frantic woman mention “Annushka” and links the name to Professor W., whom he confronts. He then chases the professor through Bronnaya, Patriarch’s Lane, Spiridonovka, Nikitsky Gate, Arbat Square, and several side streets, encountering a bizarre black cat that boards a tram, a mysterious choirmaster, and a checkered‑trousers citizen. Ivan fails to catch the professor, discovers the professor’s hideout at house 13, apartment 47, where he meets a naked woman named Kiriushka, takes a candle and a paper icon, and escapes. He reaches the Moscow River amphitheatre, swims in the icy river, loses his clothes to a bearded fellow who disappears, improvises a makeshift outfit, and decides to head toward Griboedov’s while avoiding notice on the crowded streets. Massolit members convene at Griboedov’s after Berlioz’s death, discover his corpse, and hold a frantic meeting; Ivan Nikolaevich Homeless appears as a ghost‑like figure demanding the capture of the mysterious foreign consultant, provoking chaos and a police‑ready response. Ivan Nikolaevich Ponyrev (Homeless) is confined to a newly built psychiatric clinic on the Moscow riverbank, where a male doctor diagnoses him with schizophrenia and orders a private room (117) after a tumultuous interview. He denounces Riukhin, insists the mysterious foreign consultant is linked to Pontius Pilate, and repeatedly tries to call the police. Riukhin, the agitated poet who was with Ivan, is later taken by truck back to Moscow, arrives at Griboedov’s, and spends the dawn drinking alone. New characters appear: the doctor, a female nurse, and the master of ceremonies Archibald Archibaldovich. Styopa Likhodeev awakens in the cursed apartment No. 50 on Sadovaya Street, confronts the foreign black‑magic professor Woland who arrives with a bizarre breakfast, a contract for a Variety Theatre show, and a retinue of supernatural beings (a giant black cat, the checkered‑trousers citizen, Azazello, and a red‑haired man). The apartment’s haunted history of vanished lodgers is recounted. Styopa discovers a wax seal on Berlioz’s study door, learns of his own forgotten contract, and attempts to call the Variety’s director Rimsky. The surreal scene escalates with mirror‑reflected apparitions, culminating in Styopa losing consciousness and waking on a jetty in Yalta. Ivan awakens in a psychiatric clinic, undergoes a full medical examination, and is interrogated by the clinic’s chief, Doctor Stravinsky, who orders him to remain in the facility, to write a written declaration about the mysterious consultant and Pontius Pilate, and promises assistance. Koroviev, the checkered‑trousers citizen, appears as an interpreter for the foreign magician Woland, persuades the tenants’ chairman Nikanor Bosoy to rent the late Berlioz’s apartment 50 to Woland for a week, draws up a contract and receives a large payment, but the money and documents vanish, sparking panic, accusations and further chaos among the building’s residents. Rimsky, the financial director of the Variety Theatre, and his administrator Varenukha receive a series of bizarre telegrams from Yalta that claim Styopa Likhodeev is in the city, involved with Professor Woland, and under hypnosis. They compare the handwriting to Styopa’s contract, send 500 roubles to the Yalta office, and Varenukha, after a threatening phone call, is seized by the cat‑like Koroviev and the red‑haired Azazello, who steal his briefcase of telegrams, drag him through a storm‑riddled Sadovaya street to building No. 302‑bis, and finally into Styopa’s apartment where a naked red‑haired woman appears, kisses him and he collapses. Ivan, confined in the psychiatric clinic, struggles to draft a report about the mysterious consultant, repeatedly revises it, and becomes overwhelmed by fear of the severed head and the cat. Nurse Praskovya Fyodorovna fetches his pencil and later closes the blinds, gathers his scattered pages and brings them to Doctor Stravinsky, who gives Ivan a calming injection. After the storm lifts, Ivan’s anxiety eases, he reflects on Berlioz’s death, Pilate’s trial, and his futile chase, and engages in a dialogue between two versions of himself. At the chapter’s end a shadowy figure appears on the balcony above his bed and whispers “Shhh!” Woland stages a spectacular magical show at the Variety Theatre; his assistants Koroviev (the checkered clown) and the giant cat Behemoth perform astonishing tricks, including a rain of real banknotes and the violent decapitation of master of ceremonies Georges Bengalsky, which is later reversed. The chaos provokes a demand for exposure by Arkady Apollonovich Sempleyarov, leading to a farcical confrontation and further mayhem.