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CHAPTER 5 - There were Doings at Griboedov’s

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The chapter opens with a detailed description of the two‑storeyed “House of Griboedov”, now the headquarters of the literary collective Massolit. The ground floor houses the city’s most renowned restaurant, while the upper floor contains a cluttered maze of rooms labelled for various Massolit sections. At midnight, twelve writers and editors gather in the only lit room, awaiting the absent Mikhail Alexandrovich Berlioz, unaware that he has just been decapitated and mutilated on a tram. Their impatience grows as they wait, argue about dachas, and finally realize Berlioz cannot be reached by telephone.

A forensic team and Professor W. examine Berlioz’s corpse in a separate, brightly lit morgue room, while Zheldybin, Berlioz’s assistant, is summoned from the morgue to the office upstairs. The writers debate how to handle the body—whether to reattach the head or dress the corpse for a public display in the hall.

At exactly midnight the restaurant below erupts into a wild jazz dance, but the revelry is shattered when a faint light approaches the veranda and a white ghost walks through the fence. The ghost is revealed to be Ivan Nikolaevich Homeless, barefoot in a torn Tolstoy blouse, clutching a lit wedding candle and a paper icon. He shouts “Hail, friends!” and loudly proclaims that a foreign consultant (the mysterious Professor W.) killed Berlioz. Ivan frantically lists possible surnames beginning with “W”, demands police action, and describes accompanying figures: a checkered‑trousers man, a cracked pince‑nez, and a black cat. The crowd reacts with fear, confusion, and shouting; some attempt to calm him while others brandish weapons. The doorman, bewildered, refuses to intervene.

The scene descends into chaos: dishes crash, women scream, waiters try to bind Ivan with napkins, and a pirate‑like commander orders the doorman to sound a whistle and summon police. Ivan’s candle goes out, his candle‑lit face is smeared with wax, and a violent struggle ensues, culminating in a truck hauling away Ivan, the police officer Pantelei, and the doorman Riukhin as the crowd watches in stunned silence.

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Two Moscow literary figures, editor Mikhail Alexandrovich Berlioz and poet Ivan Nikolaevich Ponyrev (Homeless), meet at the deserted Patriarch’s Ponds, experience a brief supernatural vision, and argue over an anti‑religious poem about Jesus. A tall, impeccably dressed foreign stranger—later identified as a professor, historian and specialist in black magic—joins them, debates atheism, predicts a bizarre death for Berlioz, and offers a consulting invitation to Moscow, hinting that Jesus did exist. Pontius Pilate conducts the Jerusalem trial of Yeshua Ha‑Nozri, interrogates him about inciting rebellion, learns of his background with Matthew Levi, and hears his radical teachings. Pilate confirms the death sentence for the four criminals—Yeshua, Dysmas, Gestas, Bar‑Rabban—but, after a tense discussion with High‑Priest Joseph Kaifa, orders that Bar‑Rabban be released and the other three be taken to Bald Mountain for execution. He oversees the public announcement on the city platform, the crowd’s reaction, and the dispatch of the condemned men to the execution site. Professor W. asserts he was present on Pontius Pilate’s balcony and in the garden during the Yeshua trial, revealing his unstable condition; a bizarre citizen in checkered trousers appears at the Bronnaya/Yermolaevsky Lane exit; Berlioz rushes to a telephone, is struck by a tram and decapitated, ending his storyline. Ivan Nikolaevich Ponyrev, paralyzed after Berlioz’s death, hears a frantic woman mention “Annushka” and links the name to Professor W., whom he confronts. He then chases the professor through Bronnaya, Patriarch’s Lane, Spiridonovka, Nikitsky Gate, Arbat Square, and several side streets, encountering a bizarre black cat that boards a tram, a mysterious choirmaster, and a checkered‑trousers citizen. Ivan fails to catch the professor, discovers the professor’s hideout at house 13, apartment 47, where he meets a naked woman named Kiriushka, takes a candle and a paper icon, and escapes. He reaches the Moscow River amphitheatre, swims in the icy river, loses his clothes to a bearded fellow who disappears, improvises a makeshift outfit, and decides to head toward Griboedov’s while avoiding notice on the crowded streets. Massolit members convene at Griboedov’s after Berlioz’s death, discover his corpse, and hold a frantic meeting; Ivan Nikolaevich Homeless appears as a ghost‑like figure demanding the capture of the mysterious foreign consultant, provoking chaos and a police‑ready response.