CHAPTER 7 - A Naughty Apartment
Styopa Likhodeev, director of the Variety Theatre, awakens disoriented in his bed—once the jeweller’s wife’s former bedroom—in apartment 50 on Sadovaya Street, a building notorious for mysterious disappearances. He struggles with nausea, flashing visions, and a heavy bell in his head, recalling a promised kiss to an unknown lady. As he forces his eyes open, he sees his distorted reflection and an unknown man in a black beret. The stranger introduces himself in a heavy foreign accent as Professor Woland, a professor of black magic, and produces a golden watch that chimes eleven times, announcing his arrival at the appointed ten‑o’clock.
Woland offers Stypha a tray of hors d’œuvre—caviar, pickled mushrooms, frankfurters in tomato sauce—and a glass of vodka, insisting that two glasses of vodka with pickled food will cure him. While drinking, Stypha’s memory begins to return: he recalls the previous day at sketch‑writer Khustov’s dacha in Skhodnya, a gramophone, howling dogs, and an unnamed lady he tried to kiss. Woland then recounts that he arrived in Moscow, offered his show to the Variety, and that Stypha had signed a contract for seven performances, receiving an advance of ten thousand roubles and promising thirty‑five thousand roubles. Stypha examines the contract, sees his own signature and Woland’s, and is stunned.
Seeking help, Stypha calls the Variety’s findirector Rimsky, confirming the contract’s existence, and learns the show will proceed. He then notices a massive wax seal on the door of Berlioz’s study, triggering frantic thoughts about a recent article he wrote for Berlioz’s journal and their earlier conversation on 24 April. He tries to call the housekeeper Grunya, but receives no answer.
In the hallway mirror, Stypha sees a long‑legged figure and a giant black cat, both disappearing. He hears a voice (Woland’s) assuring him the cat is his “retinue” and that Grunya has been sent to Voronezh. More apparitions appear: the checkered‑trousers citizen, a black cat holding vodka and a pickled mushroom, and a short, broad‑shouldered man with a bowler hat and a fang. A red‑haired man (Azazello) arrives, commenting on Stypha’s position as director, and the cat (the checkered one) critiques Stypha’s conduct. The room becomes chaotic; Stypha is knocked unconscious after the bedroom spins and he hits a doorpost.
He awakens on a stone jetty by the sea, under a blue sky, with a white city on distant mountains. A lone smoker with wild eyes sits on the jetty, spits, and answers Stypha’s question, revealing the location is Yalta. Overwhelmed, Stypha collapses onto the jetty stone and loses consciousness again.