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CHAPTER 6 - Schizophrenia, as was Said

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At half past one in the morning a bearded man in a white coat enters the examination room of a modern psychiatric clinic by the Moscow river. Three orderlies keep watch over Ivan Nikolaevich Ponyrev, who sits motionless on a couch, his arms and legs free but tied with napkins. The agitated poet Riukhin, also present, greets the doctor with a timid “Hello, Doctor.” The doctor, ignoring Riukhin, faces Ivan and questions him about drinking, scratches, and recent falls. Ivan answers sarcastically, calls everyone “saboteur,” and declares he is twenty‑three years old and wants to file a complaint for being seized and dragged to a madhouse.

Riukhin observes that Ivan’s eyes show no insanity, only a scratched mug. The doctor sits on a white stool, tells Ivan he is in a clinic, not a madhouse, and asks his age. Ivan continues his tirade, labeling Riukhin a “giftless Sashka” and a “little kulak.” He then recounts how he was taken in underwear after swimming in the Moscow River, how Berlioz was run over by a tram, and how he is trying to catch the mysterious foreign consultant. The doctor points to a woman in a white coat who is filling a sheet of paper and holding a broken candle and an icon. Ivan claims the consultant is mixed with unclean powers and even spoke with Pontius Pilate.

When the clock strikes two, Ivan demands a telephone, calls for police with motorbikes and machine guns, then hurls the receiver against the wall. He tries to leave, is restrained by orderlies, and a syringe is flashed. The woman in the white coat injects ether, and Ivan collapses. The doctor sedates him, orders a private room (number 117) and a nurse to watch him. Riukhin watches helplessly as Ivan is placed on a stretcher and wheeled away, then the doctor explains Ivan suffers from schizophrenia and alcoholism.

Later the truck that had taken Riukhin off to Moscow speeds through the countryside, his mind a storm of regret, insult, and exhaustion. Dawn breaks as the truck reaches the boulevard and stops near Griboedov’s. Riukhin, now weary, is met by Archibald Archibaldovich, the master of ceremonies, who offers him a glass of Abrau wine. Riukhin receives his napkins, sits alone at a table, and drinks glass after glass, reflecting that the night is lost and that nothing can be set right.

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Two Moscow literary figures, editor Mikhail Alexandrovich Berlioz and poet Ivan Nikolaevich Ponyrev (Homeless), meet at the deserted Patriarch’s Ponds, experience a brief supernatural vision, and argue over an anti‑religious poem about Jesus. A tall, impeccably dressed foreign stranger—later identified as a professor, historian and specialist in black magic—joins them, debates atheism, predicts a bizarre death for Berlioz, and offers a consulting invitation to Moscow, hinting that Jesus did exist. Pontius Pilate conducts the Jerusalem trial of Yeshua Ha‑Nozri, interrogates him about inciting rebellion, learns of his background with Matthew Levi, and hears his radical teachings. Pilate confirms the death sentence for the four criminals—Yeshua, Dysmas, Gestas, Bar‑Rabban—but, after a tense discussion with High‑Priest Joseph Kaifa, orders that Bar‑Rabban be released and the other three be taken to Bald Mountain for execution. He oversees the public announcement on the city platform, the crowd’s reaction, and the dispatch of the condemned men to the execution site. Professor W. asserts he was present on Pontius Pilate’s balcony and in the garden during the Yeshua trial, revealing his unstable condition; a bizarre citizen in checkered trousers appears at the Bronnaya/Yermolaevsky Lane exit; Berlioz rushes to a telephone, is struck by a tram and decapitated, ending his storyline. Ivan Nikolaevich Ponyrev, paralyzed after Berlioz’s death, hears a frantic woman mention “Annushka” and links the name to Professor W., whom he confronts. He then chases the professor through Bronnaya, Patriarch’s Lane, Spiridonovka, Nikitsky Gate, Arbat Square, and several side streets, encountering a bizarre black cat that boards a tram, a mysterious choirmaster, and a checkered‑trousers citizen. Ivan fails to catch the professor, discovers the professor’s hideout at house 13, apartment 47, where he meets a naked woman named Kiriushka, takes a candle and a paper icon, and escapes. He reaches the Moscow River amphitheatre, swims in the icy river, loses his clothes to a bearded fellow who disappears, improvises a makeshift outfit, and decides to head toward Griboedov’s while avoiding notice on the crowded streets. Massolit members convene at Griboedov’s after Berlioz’s death, discover his corpse, and hold a frantic meeting; Ivan Nikolaevich Homeless appears as a ghost‑like figure demanding the capture of the mysterious foreign consultant, provoking chaos and a police‑ready response. Ivan Nikolaevich Ponyrev (Homeless) is confined to a newly built psychiatric clinic on the Moscow riverbank, where a male doctor diagnoses him with schizophrenia and orders a private room (117) after a tumultuous interview. He denounces Riukhin, insists the mysterious foreign consultant is linked to Pontius Pilate, and repeatedly tries to call the police. Riukhin, the agitated poet who was with Ivan, is later taken by truck back to Moscow, arrives at Griboedov’s, and spends the dawn drinking alone. New characters appear: the doctor, a female nurse, and the master of ceremonies Archibald Archibaldovich.